Ten Easy Steps to Becoming A Postmodern Scholar (Satire)
By David Kowalski
[I wrote the following, satirical piece a few years ago while concentrating my studies on postmodernism].
In Postmodernity it’s easy to be a scholar in any field, including theology! Just follow the ten easy steps below.
1) Regurgitate
You must first conform to postmodern vocabulary by regurgitating and making liberal use of the latest and coolest words such as “deconstruct,” “community,” “narrative,” “authentic,” “postfoundational,” “paradigms,” “models,” “connectivity,” “generous,” “missional,” “new,” “signify,” “reductionist,” and “matrix.””The giving-wayness of reductionist systems reconceptualizes the authentic matrix of deconstructed, community paradigms; signifying the emergence of postmodern narratives which produce a more generous, missional model of new, postfoundational connectivity.”
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